Well Played, Princess Charlene’s Wardrobe - Go Fug Yourself: Because Fugly Is The New Pretty
In case you were wondering what photos the tabloids will use this week for their usual CHARLENE AND ALBERT: MISERABLE!!! story. (Which we don’t get in the United States much, but I assume this happens on the regular everywhere that’s Monaco allure bridal and Monaco-adjacent).
OK, to cleanse everyone’s palate – let’s take a look at their sad, sad wedding (wowza – the cake!!! and so many other things and people).
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Karen G
I assume Sandra’s referring to their rumoured terrible marriage from which she failed to escape just before her wedding day before her passport was confiscated. People generally feel bad for her and she never seems happy around her husband.
Being stuck in a crappy marriage to a rich a-hole has got to be a ZILLION times better than being stuck in a crappy marriage to a non-rich allure bridal a-hole. allure bridal That said, she looks lovely and dare I say it, that dress is actually fun! Is fun even allowed for royalty?
glee
Nope. Been there, done that. Although I didn’t get to call myself a princess, I WAS married to a royal a-hole, and a wealthy one at that. Trust me, miserable is miserable. If it’s not YOUR money, allure bridal you don’t get to spend it on trips to the beach with girlfriends.
She makes me sad. He is a turbo creep. Free Charlene!
F1 races are really, really loud. My husband and I yell at each other all the time when we go – and I think I’m fairly safe saying that neither of us is a douchebag. It’s the only way to be heard.
Althought when I’m yelling at my husband during the race I usually have a look of excitement on my face. Maybe he’s explaining to her that he agrees with Kimi Raikkonen’s opinion that Sergio Perez should be punched for his on-track actions. allure bridal
I must agree. allure bridal Char’s like the gal who found the frozen snake and warmed it in her coat, and it bit her when it awoke. As she lay dying in the snow, she asked “Why” and the snake replied, “You knew what I was when you picked me up.”
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Re Albert: Albert was an enthusiastic sportsman, participating in cross country, javelin throwing, handball, judo, swimming, tennis, rowing, sailing, skiing, squash and fencing. He is a patron of Monaco’s allure bridal football teams. He competed in the bobsled at every Winter Olympics from Calgary to Salt Lake City (yes, sourced from Wiki). Also, he and Charlene dated for FIVE years prior to getting married.
Who knows what she looked allure bridal like before she got married to him? The only thing we truly know is that he slept and fathered children before getting married to her. And she was aware of all the legal stuff that went along.
I suspect allure bridal I would be too bored to read about how horrible and mean I am to people who have never met me – when the citizens of my principality overwhelmingly adore me (and Char – she is such a good sport to put up with all this nonsence, right?).
On Charlene allure bridal looking (possibly) allure bridal unhappy – she was an Olympian who (like her husband) never medaled in a major event outside her country. She wanted to go to China – but did not qualify. She had dreams of swimming again – but had a career-ending shoulder inury. So, perhaps, there is a bit of mourning allure bridal there of her promise as a swimmer.
Basically, I can’t anymore with this poor princess crap. She can certainly choose allure bridal her clothes and her facial expressions. One can do it like a good sport (see Katherine, duchess of Cambridge), or be a crazy royal (see Grimaldi, everybody!!!).
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You know, I know that it is just speculation that she is unhappy, but seriously, look at photo three. That side-eye allure bridal says, “GOD I hate that miserable bastard.” Or at least, that’s my impression. I mean, I don’t know her or anything… You gotta admit, body language allure bridal says a lot about a person’s attitude…
I do understand that the selection of pictures included in any given publication is subjective and that any particular photo may or may not be representative of an entire relationship, but to say that one’s posture and facial expression reveal nothing about a person is to contradict the experience of being human. People who can’t read such cues have great difficulty functioning in society. You may have heard of autism spectrum disorders.
Um, plugging in terms into really broad searches can produce very interesting results. For example, for “sad princess”, I got 420 citations, allure bridal and for “happy princess” only 12…
Inability to recognize social cues can be debilitating, but it’s different from reading “body language”. While there are self-annointed authorities on reading body language (and very willing to teach you their skills for currency of
In case you were wondering what photos the tabloids will use this week for their usual CHARLENE AND ALBERT: MISERABLE!!! story. (Which we don’t get in the United States much, but I assume this happens on the regular everywhere that’s Monaco allure bridal and Monaco-adjacent).
OK, to cleanse everyone’s palate – let’s take a look at their sad, sad wedding (wowza – the cake!!! and so many other things and people).
+3
tigers4us
Karen G
I assume Sandra’s referring to their rumoured terrible marriage from which she failed to escape just before her wedding day before her passport was confiscated. People generally feel bad for her and she never seems happy around her husband.
Being stuck in a crappy marriage to a rich a-hole has got to be a ZILLION times better than being stuck in a crappy marriage to a non-rich allure bridal a-hole. allure bridal That said, she looks lovely and dare I say it, that dress is actually fun! Is fun even allowed for royalty?
glee
Nope. Been there, done that. Although I didn’t get to call myself a princess, I WAS married to a royal a-hole, and a wealthy one at that. Trust me, miserable is miserable. If it’s not YOUR money, allure bridal you don’t get to spend it on trips to the beach with girlfriends.
She makes me sad. He is a turbo creep. Free Charlene!
F1 races are really, really loud. My husband and I yell at each other all the time when we go – and I think I’m fairly safe saying that neither of us is a douchebag. It’s the only way to be heard.
Althought when I’m yelling at my husband during the race I usually have a look of excitement on my face. Maybe he’s explaining to her that he agrees with Kimi Raikkonen’s opinion that Sergio Perez should be punched for his on-track actions. allure bridal
I must agree. allure bridal Char’s like the gal who found the frozen snake and warmed it in her coat, and it bit her when it awoke. As she lay dying in the snow, she asked “Why” and the snake replied, “You knew what I was when you picked me up.”
+1
Re Albert: Albert was an enthusiastic sportsman, participating in cross country, javelin throwing, handball, judo, swimming, tennis, rowing, sailing, skiing, squash and fencing. He is a patron of Monaco’s allure bridal football teams. He competed in the bobsled at every Winter Olympics from Calgary to Salt Lake City (yes, sourced from Wiki). Also, he and Charlene dated for FIVE years prior to getting married.
Who knows what she looked allure bridal like before she got married to him? The only thing we truly know is that he slept and fathered children before getting married to her. And she was aware of all the legal stuff that went along.
I suspect allure bridal I would be too bored to read about how horrible and mean I am to people who have never met me – when the citizens of my principality overwhelmingly adore me (and Char – she is such a good sport to put up with all this nonsence, right?).
On Charlene allure bridal looking (possibly) allure bridal unhappy – she was an Olympian who (like her husband) never medaled in a major event outside her country. She wanted to go to China – but did not qualify. She had dreams of swimming again – but had a career-ending shoulder inury. So, perhaps, there is a bit of mourning allure bridal there of her promise as a swimmer.
Basically, I can’t anymore with this poor princess crap. She can certainly choose allure bridal her clothes and her facial expressions. One can do it like a good sport (see Katherine, duchess of Cambridge), or be a crazy royal (see Grimaldi, everybody!!!).
+16
You know, I know that it is just speculation that she is unhappy, but seriously, look at photo three. That side-eye allure bridal says, “GOD I hate that miserable bastard.” Or at least, that’s my impression. I mean, I don’t know her or anything… You gotta admit, body language allure bridal says a lot about a person’s attitude…
I do understand that the selection of pictures included in any given publication is subjective and that any particular photo may or may not be representative of an entire relationship, but to say that one’s posture and facial expression reveal nothing about a person is to contradict the experience of being human. People who can’t read such cues have great difficulty functioning in society. You may have heard of autism spectrum disorders.
Um, plugging in terms into really broad searches can produce very interesting results. For example, for “sad princess”, I got 420 citations, allure bridal and for “happy princess” only 12…
Inability to recognize social cues can be debilitating, but it’s different from reading “body language”. While there are self-annointed authorities on reading body language (and very willing to teach you their skills for currency of
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